Life is like a Box of Bon Mots

Dear Bl-AW-G

Today = Simplicity

A challenge and some advice:

The Challenge:

Try to attend your next play of choice as a blank slate, as a newborn without any preconceived notions about the world or anything that has ever transpired in it and see if it actually moves you to tears or laughter or thought or even just invigorating curiosity without the help of the knowledge they assumed you would bring with you.

The Advice:

More words from my father.

When marketing your next show, think about the demographics of your intended audience.  If you answer the question; “who is this for?” with “everyone”, look back at your play and think about whether this is honestly true.


Chapter the Ninth: Revolutions in Revelations.

Dear Dr. Blog

Over the past year I have been asked (and accepted) to serve on many many festival juries and as such I have read many many new scripts/proposals for supposed theatrical innovation/endless sentences trying to pass for philosophical dialogue etc…and everything else in all shades of good and bad.  I have enjoyed being part of these juries for the most part because I am ever curious as to what sorts of ideas are out there in the theatre world, beyond my periphery or direct circle of theatre peers.

However, being on so many juries has kept me up many late nights questioning the idea of artistic judgment (Okay not really that late.  There is very little I lose sleep over any more…I love sleep) and the somewhat subjectively arbitrary basis for such judgment.  I mean, while I have accumulated a respectable amount of theatrical training, seen a significant amount of theatre, on top of performing in a buffet of styles, I am really judging based on my own taste.  Theatre is not science.  I either like it or I don’t and many have probably suffered from my “tyranny” but I am not a lone despot.

As we get closer and closer to summer aka festival season, I challenge you to display your bad reviews just as proudly as your good reviews because we all need to remove a bit of the power from those who judge our art and hamper whatever inspiration may grow out of this scene.

Off with my head!


Less “spice” and more good theatre

My blogging has been delayed this week as I have been working feverishly to successfully open the Paprika Festival. It launched on Friday evening at the Tarragon Theatre and thankfully it was a great success. If you’re not sure of what the hell I’m talking about I’ll explain. The Paprika Festival has been in operation for about 9 years now, functioning as an annual festival featuring the work of young theatre artists under the age of 21.  It happens every March in the second floor studios of the Tarragon. In its history it has fostered a great number of emerging artists who now work professionally in the Toronto theatre industry. This year is a very different year with a new artistic producer, Rob Kempson, and a primarily new executive staff including myself. The branding of the Festival has shifted significantly and there are several new initiatives, one of which includes an Alumni program that showcases work from artists over the age of 21 who have been in Paprika from past years.  It’s an evolving festival and one that I’m proud to see grow.

Something that has become a crucial mission for this new team of producers behind this festival, is how the artists involved are being recognized, as artists. Paprika is a charity in terms of being a charitable organization, but it is not a charity in terms of saving “at risk youth” by putting them in drama class. This isn’t to say that “at risk youth” are not valued, it simply isn’t the focus for this festival. There are many organizations who cater to these community members by offering programs that keep young people involved in creative pursuits. As new producers of this Festival, we have been battling an odd stigma about what goes on at Paprika. There is a stigma that we help “youth” by getting them to do drama pieces and therefore the work is not good, it’s just a bunch of kids. Not true. We figure that anyone in this program is here to become the next wave of professionals in the Canadian theatre scene and for this we treat them as such: artists. They’re asked that their work be personal and that they continually push themselves to try new creative methods. This is all in thanks to our professional Mentors who, on embarrassingly small salaries, guide the participants throughout the year.  I think we’re beginning to change how many view what this organization is, and that’s pretty great.

The work that I have seen so far from the artists in this Festival is honest, brave and committed. There is a wonderful energy that they’re bringing to the Tarragon and I think our Adjudicators are taking note. Daniel MacIvor, our Adjudicator on opening night said something along the lines of “I don’t know what’s going on at this Festival, but someone is doing something right, the work is fantastic”. Come check it out for yourself, it’s still on until Saturday March 27th. Every night at 8:00pm in the Near studio of the Tarragon. Also not to be missed is the Studio-Cabaret series beginning at 9:30pm each night featuring bands and performances by a range of amazing artists.  You should see the Cabaret space, designed by Robin Fisher… it looks sexy.

Also you should know that SummerWorks own Michael Rubenfeld is a mentor for one of the productions this year, a play entitled “Thinking Too Hard” by Ben Gilgan. I saw it last night and it was very funny. Hope you can come on out!


The revolution will be back after these messages…


As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words so I figured a video would be worth a google.   Today I launch episode one of “Home Movies by Me”.  I wanted to talk to people who don’t regularly go to the theatre and find out why.  I thought I would start with my father.  Enjoy (and no I don’t fancy myself a filmmaker so you’ll have to endure the choppiness and uninspired cinematography)  xoLZ


Heya I’m in Vancouver right now for Hive 3 and if you don’t know what that is, you must try and see it some day. It’s essentially a group of about 12 west coast theatre companies who banded together to create a joint interactive theatre experience. This is their 3rd time round with the event and it’s truly a sight to see. For a theatre community so badly hit by government cuts, these guys have their shit together. The production elements of these short performance works involve intricate use of sound, lighting and interactivity within miniature worlds fully realized in both costume and set. There’s nothing minimalist about these pieces, but there’s also nothing excessive about them either.

A particular work by the Electric Company Theatre, (you might have seen their  co-production with Nightwood of No Exit in Toronto last fall directed by Kim Collier) has an audience capacity of 1 person.  This person is led through a short live performance viewed through a miniature picture viewer. The actors perform the play while an SM controls what you see by rolling you around on a dolly. It truly blurs the lines between film and live theatre, leaving me questioning how both can be one thing at one time. My description of it fails to capture what the experience is like, but let’s just say it’s groundbreaking work. Works like this and many others continually play with the idea of what an audience member’s role should be. It’s also important to note that getting in to see a show is a mystery to itself. Often you won’t be able to see a piece unless a company member gives you a prop to hold, involuntarily pulls you into the action or coerces you through some other means. You’ve got to keep your eyes open and move quickly, oh and be sure to down your drink first, some didn’t and found themselves with a beer on their lap when they thought it a good idea to join a piece that had audience learning choreography.

For me it was valuable to see a different community of theatre goers. I was a stranger there among a room full of friends. Which I bet it must be like for people who come from out of town to see shows in Toronto. We’re tightly nit within the theatrical community made up of producers, artists, administrators, theatre students and media types. Unless you’re say, something of a figure head, an Artistic Director for example, your name doesn’t have much clout across boarders.  Ken Cameron (The Magnetic North Artistic Director who kindly tied an apron around me pre-entering a show) was a presence that night. But overall it felt like a uniquely west coast crowd. I wonder if there are more ways we can build a dialogue across such reserved communities.  Hive seems like a good way to make this connection, given its relaxed atmosphere and booze-lubricated social spaces.  I certainly had a few conversations with strangers. It’s just a matter of getting more Toronto types out there and more west coaster types over here.

That’s all on my experience so far. I’ll be seeing some other shows today including a work by another sexy west coast group, Kokoro Dance. I’m aiming to be back at Hive tomorrow night to catch the couple pieces I missed. See for more info.

From Vancouver, “Dan Dan” out.


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The Revolution is curious…about you!

Riding the high of having had the honour of seeing “Blind Date” by Rebecca Northan…

I ask you, one and all, what are your top 10 pivotal theatre moments? Those moments when you knew you wanted to be in the theatre bubble forever? When you hoped the show would never end? When you witnessed such delightful danger that you had a hard time staying seated?

Tell me Tell me Tell me!!!!!!!


Chapter the Eighth: The Revolution is giddy!

Hello Blahahahblog! Guess who got into the moonshine again? And then guess who came up with another stupid game after several shots of dat good ole moonshine? ME!

Q – What happens when you take a sex quiz out of cosmo magazine and replace all the sex words with theatre related words?

A – You get a new quiz called HOW GOOD ARE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE?

1. How often are you game to try different theatrical events?

a) Nightly! You love artistically switching it up
b) Rarely you prefer the tried and true (i.e Our Town and whatever Norm Foster has farted out)
c) Sometimes but you’d love to do more (i.e went to one SummerWorks show…there was nudity?!)

2. The biggest thing you focus on while been in the audience of a new show is:

a) Getting and giving pleasurable attention
b) Making sure you’re pleasing the actors
c) Hoping you don’t look flabby…in the dark (Actors are hot when they are emoting)

3. On a scale of 1-10, how sexy do you feel about yourself when you’re watching a show?

a) 4 at best, thank god for dark theatres
b) 6 on a so-so night 8 on a hot one
c) 10 always…can’t wait for post-show drinking!

4. The show isn’t quite hittin’ your hot buttons right. You:

a) Edge your body a little to the left or right, hoping that your new position will change your perspective and perhaps you will see something more interesting at that angle.
b) Gently guide the actors with your reactions to exactly where you want them to go (obviously you can’t quite change the script)
c) Stay still and pretend you’re enjoying yourself so they doesn’t get offended then sneak out, hoping that no one saw you there.

5. Does your mind ever wander to mundane things during a show?

a) Nope, you’re always immersed in the mind-melding moments (if there is one)
b) Occasionally “I’m hungry” or “yoga lesson tonight” flashes through your brain.
c) Actually when the lights go down, that’s when you do some of your best thinking.

6. Do you ever spend solo time pleasuring yourself (i.e soliloquies in the bathroom mirror)?

a) Sometimes your digits will wander through your complete works of Shakespeare….when you’re feeling sorry for yourself because for the 15 year in a row, Stratford has not granted you an audition.
b) Never – that’s the playwrights’ job
c) Damn straight! You’ll also get “hands on” right at the theatre, whispering the dialogue under your breathe and emoting in mime.

7. Mid viewing session at a new show, you get the sense that the actors are not into it. What do you do?

a) Flip out – you paid good money to see this show
b) Wonder if you did anything wrong and hope they’ll snap out of it soon.
c) Initiate more boisterous audience reaction, if it doesn’t fly, it doesn’t mean you’re a bad audience member

8. What kind of sounds do you typically make at the theatre?

a) You stay quiet, save the occasional sigh just to let them know you aren’t asleep.
b) Depends on the show – if you’re comfortable with the concept, you may let loose.
c) You’re always very ooh-ahh-haha vocal.

9. Do you ever initiate art/theatre?

a) Once in a while, but the majority of the time someone else pounces first
b) So often, your nickname is Ham
c) Nah – you always wait for some show to fall on you and then you take action

I don't like to gossip BUT each one of these feet belong to a different theatre.